Some things go together nicely. Peanut butter and jelly. Hall and Oates. Whiskey and being alive.

But shitty dubstep and Irish tapdancing? What the fuck. I don’t even have a question mark for these guys, just a statement: WHAT THE FUCK. I can’t imagine a more insipid pairing than dubstep and tap dance. TAP FUCKING DANCE. Who the fuck tap dances anymore? 6 year old girls?

Way to pick the absolute worst place to tap dance: the beach. What are you, retarded? “Crave You”? More like “Fuck You.” I am offended that this exists, but what’s worse is that I actually wasted precious moments of my life watching this video. I hate myself almost as much as I hate you.